Reward Offered Arrest or Capture

[William Johnson]

--- In LakelandARC at yahoogroups.com, "KI4OFU - Mike Oliver" <ki4ofu at ...>
wrote:
>
> From George Mann....
>
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>
> REWARD OFFERED!
>
> A reward of 500 microfarads is offered for information leading to the
> arrest of the desperate criminal "Hop-A-Long Capacity".
>
> This unrectified criminal escaped from a western primary cell where he
> had been clamped in ions awaiting the gauss chamber. He was charged
> with the induction of an 18 turn coil named millihenry who was found
> choked and robbed of valuable joules. He is armed with a carbon rod
> and is a potential killer. Capacity is also charged with driving DC
> motor over a wheatstone bridge and refusing to let the band-pass.
>
> If encountered, he may offer series of resistance. The electromotive
> force spent the night searching for him in a magnetic field, where he
> had gone to earth. They had no success and believed he had returned
> Ohm via a short circuit.
>
> He was last seen riding a kilocycle with his friend Eddy Current who
> was playing a harmonic.
>
> For those who understand, no explanation is necessary. For those who
> do not understand, no explanation is possible.
>
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>
> 73,
> Mike
>

Ether you are con fused, or way too excited to make or break such a
mountain out of a mho hill. Fact is your desperado was last seen
crossing the wheat stone bridge at the end of town. Siemens like he got
away. Beta luck next time.

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