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REWARD OFFERED!

A reward of 500 microfarads is offered for information leading to the
arrest of the desperate criminal "Hop-A-Long Capacity".

This unrectified criminal escaped from a western primary cell where he
had been clamped in ions awaiting the gauss chamber.  He was charged
with the induction of an 18 turn coil named millihenry who was found
choked and robbed of valuable joules.  He is armed with a carbon rod
and is a potential killer.  Capacity is also charged with driving DC
motor over a wheatstone bridge and refusing to let the band-pass.

If encountered, he may offer series of resistance.  The electromotive
force spent the night searching for him in a magnetic field, where he
had gone to earth.  They had no success and believed he had returned
Ohm via a short circuit.

He was last seen riding a kilocycle with his friend Eddy Current who
was playing a harmonic.

For those who understand, no explanation is necessary.  For those who
do not understand, no explanation is possible.

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73,
Mike